Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Cheesecake Jokes More Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

Quark Quark Jokes More Quark Quark Jokes

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

What does the quantum duck say?

Quark Quark

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: