Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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Undy-terd.

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Quark Kent.

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You matter.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Cheesecake Jokes More Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!