Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Astrophysicist Jokes More Astrophysicist Jokes

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What is Iraq's national bird?

A: Duck.

Quark Quark Jokes More Quark Quark Jokes

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

What does the quantum duck say?

Quark Quark