Quark Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Cheesecake Jokes More Cheesecake Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Astrophysicist Jokes More Astrophysicist Jokes

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

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What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

What does the quantum duck say?

Quark Quark

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.