Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"