Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.