Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What does a subatomic duck say?

Quark!"

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.