Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis?

Em-OGs

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.