Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.