Cheesecake Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Quark Jokes More Quark Jokes

What does a posh duck say?

Quark.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.