How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.