When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)