When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away