When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost