What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature