What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature