What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy