How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire