How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!