How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!