How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.