How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde