How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.