How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.