How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!