How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Maze Jokes More Maze Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.