How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Maze Jokes More Maze Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.