What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.