What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.