Curses! Foil again!"
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He was foiled.
p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
Curses! Foil again!
Curses, foiled again!"
Because black women have no rights.
A shopping bag can carry a child.
Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
He needed to 'P'
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
You keep it waiting for three hours!
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk
Because he's a sinner.
Ten minutes.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Ramen.
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.