Foil Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Because it was white and on his land!

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe