How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.