How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!