How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!