How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!