Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Birthday Cake Jokes More Birthday Cake Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!