Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake?

Shortcake!