Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

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Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!