Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.