How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.