How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.