How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.