How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.