He was hammered.
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The handycap.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
He replied... ...It's hard
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
You can get cereal without nuts.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
Revolver Camelot!
He's already got a Thor Axe.
The noise gave her a headache.
To get to the other side!
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Because he ate too many crabs!
Just feel around. It's not hard.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
The Spanish Inquisition.
Let Meowt!!!!"
A: Ok you 2 dont start anything