He was hammered.
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He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
He's already got a Thor Axe.
He got hammered with his buddies.
One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
In mooments
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Because he is lying.
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Stopping it with a shovel
She was wearing no turn on red. :
Because Chernobyl fall out
