Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"