Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.