Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.