What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Spanish Inquisition Jokes More Spanish Inquisition Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.