Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
He got hit by a bus
I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.
Tony
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
No MAN'S sky!
I'll be Bach.
Golbat.
When they get to third base they think they've scored
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
One of them is a big puss