How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.