What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?

A)Bola B)Bola C)Bola D)Bola E)Bola

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What did the metric alien say ?

Take me to your litre !

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.