What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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What did the metric alien say ?

Take me to your litre !

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.