What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What did the metric alien say ?

Take me to your litre !

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.