What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

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What did the metric alien say ?

Take me to your litre !

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.