What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger