What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger