What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Move Jokes More Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger