What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What color are Margaery's eyes ?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

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What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "