What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"