What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white