What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.