What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.