What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What are we gonna name our band?

from crowd look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!