Nudist Beach Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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Thanks for the mammaries!

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He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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Getting caught red handed!

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He had no attachments.

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Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

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Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Hello, ladies"

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In the far left corner!

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Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.