Nudist Beach Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Mammarie Jokes More Mammarie Jokes

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!