Nudist Beach Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

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How do you find out what gender a stray cat is?

Carefully

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!