Nudist Beach Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

Mammarie Jokes More Mammarie Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.