Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

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What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits