Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

George R.R. Martin Jokes More George R.R. Martin Jokes

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey