Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey