Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters