There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
The rogue one
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
When you can burp and taste it.
Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
Answer coming Fall 2017.
A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters
They know their limits.
