Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )