What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car does a Mexican drive?

A Quebrolet.

What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Black Joke Jokes More Black Joke Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Mexican Joke Jokes More Mexican Joke Jokes

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal