What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Black Joke Jokes More Black Joke Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Mexican Joke Jokes More Mexican Joke Jokes

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.