Mexican Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Black Joke Jokes More Black Joke Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.