Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is another name for a pregnant Mexican dog?

A puppy piata

What do you call a little Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend?

My credit card bill.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Mexican Joke Jokes More Mexican Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.