What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

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Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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What's the most important part of a terrorist joke?

The execution. ( )

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.