What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

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Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

Important Jokes More Important Jokes

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!