What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Good One Jokes More Good One Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.