All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
Pray-Pal
Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic
Because she ain't special, Shiite.
The good ones are hard to put down
I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
Handicaps