All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
Because they're paid to.
I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...
He invited her over to net fish and krill.
You can't play tennis in the kitchen
If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
