What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"