What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled