What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled