How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.