How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down