How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.