How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!