What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.