What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!