What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 5?

Because 7 8 9

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples