What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples