What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.