Hillary got off Scott-free.
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He Brexit!
And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"
More than the capital of the UK.
It's not EU, it's me
Because they are always losing pounds.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
They're big fans of teabagging.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
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Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
An hour after its landed its still whining.
The Lay-Boar Party.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
They both lose pounds really fast.
Bernard pushed him under a truck...
Fold it in half !
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
The Master Baiter.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Nine months.
A: A microchip off the old block.
Microchips.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
Your parents would know!
Oh, the huge-manatee
Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Laughing stock.
