How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.