How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)