How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

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What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.