More than the capital of the UK.
In Greece.
They got tired of all the minotaurs.
Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
My daughter: that's a secret