Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...