Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!