Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.