What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one the moulting season !

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.