What did the salt say to the pepper?

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

How did the butcher cure cancer?

With salt.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.