What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!