What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.