What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!