What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.