What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.