When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there