When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out