How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger