How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided