How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.