How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)