How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided