How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him