Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess