Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure