How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.