How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !