How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.