What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Ferry Jokes More Ferry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.