What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.