What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.