What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb