What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.