What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.