What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.