What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe