Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V?

Because Dey-go-bah.

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.